Brittney is a blond cheerleader played by Heather Morris on the FOX musical TV show Glee. Below are a list of her sayings, help me add more:

Wheels (#1.9): I find recipes…confusing.

Hell-O (#1.14): Sometimes I forget my middle name.

Hell-O (#1.14): Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Home (#1.16) I’m pretty sure my cat is reading my diary.

Bad Reputation(#1.19):
I’ve been here since first period. I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now I can’t remember how to leave.

Laryngitis (#1.20): So you’re pretty much the only guy in this school I haven’t made out with because I thought you were capital G gay, but now that you’re not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me.

Other Episodes:
When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

She’s the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.

Reference: Glee Episode List